'I can't brain today... I have the dumb'

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This is my new motto. Work has been so slow lately I feel myself getting dumber. Do you have any brain-stimulating activities that can be done at a desk? I'd appreciate any ideas. Even new and exciting web pages or blogs. I decided yesterday that I'd come to the end of the internet. I mean, how many times can you look at perez in a day without putting your fist through the screen? Especially with all his typos. Seriously.

And have any of you actually figured out how to use Facebook? I'm not a total retard (although I'm inching my way there) and I honestly can't figure out how to do anything but revise my own profile and get a new fortune cookie fortune.

One more question: Why are some celebrities accessible and some completely inaccessible? I mean, some of them have myspace accounts and interact with their fans and some of them hide behind their fame. I think if fans have been nice enough to give you their attention and make you famous and wealthy you should repay the favor by giving a little more of yourself.

On to Mother's Day. My kids made a good effort to clean the house, and Camille did a bunch of laundry which was exactly what I asked of them. I take advantage of Mother's day and my birthday. I don't lift a finger and I beg favors off the kids in the name of it being 'my day.' No guilt.

Every night I lie in bed and think of all the stuff I need to do, and honestly if I didn't have to get up for work I'd get up at midnight and start cleaning and organizing because that's when I have the energy and the motivation. Well, maybe not because I'd probably wake up the whole house, but I think it's really sick that I have energy in the middle of the night. Why can't I have that energy at 6:00 p.m. instead of 12:00 a.m.? It doesn't make any sense. So I lie in bed and make all these plans for what I'll accomplish when I get home from work the next day, and of course none of it happens. Yeah, I know- boo hoo.

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